Kellogg's really?......really?

Falling under the category "Why in the world do we need this?" is Kellogg's Hannah Montana cereal. The box subtitle describes this future breakfast staple as Multi-Grain Secret Identity Cereal. What do we mean by "secret identity" anyway? Could it be this "multi-grain" (corn & oats) cereal is really a disguise for something unhealthy? Could something so fun and colorful on the outside be so crappy on the inside. Oh, I get it, now the endorsement makes sense! As cereals go this one is not that imaginative. We've got red and purple disks. I mean, come on, Kellogg's cereal engineers couldn't design the cereal to be musically inspired like microphones or guitars? It's like they just gave up and didn't put much effort into this one. Comparatively, High School Musical cereal has vanilla-flavored stars, and wow, Kung Fu Panda Crunchers were fashioned with orange fortune cookies, yin-yang symbols, white panda bear heads and green pagodas. Now that's complex enough to rival Lucky Charms for sure. I'll be looking for these to show up in Big Lots soon. For the record Rice Krispies was introduced in 1928, and it's still around today!

Move over Viagra

Found this amazing product on the shelf of my local Lucky supermarket. Apparently this non-FDA regulated dietary supplement contains the juice from cow balls. Step right up, men! If anyone can attest to its potency please feel free to comment. I am glad that the manufacturer has put a safety warning to keep away from kids.

Introduction

Well, I'm finally completing the hat trick. First it was Facebook, then Twitter, and now finally this weblog. I'll be using this space to post my random pictures, rants, and raves. Hopefully, you'll be amused and not sickened.